Question Mark Jokes

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

What do you call fake German currency?

Question marks

What's next to England?

A question mark.

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

A: Question marks.

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Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

China Man Jokes More China Man Jokes

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

How does the china man say "wrong"?

he says "wong"

German Jokes More German Jokes

How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Who's there ! China ! China who?

China late isn't it !

Counterfeit Jokes More Counterfeit Jokes

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.