Question Mark Jokes

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

What do you call fake German currency?

Question marks

What's next to England?

A question mark.

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

A: Question marks.

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China Jokes More China Jokes

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

China Man Jokes More China Man Jokes

How does the china man say "wrong"?

he says "wong"

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.