Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

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What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys