Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

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Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.