What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

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How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Where do sad Ukrainians go?

Crimea River.