How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.