How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.