What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

Half Cat Jokes More Half Cat Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat