What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

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What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

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What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat