What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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What do you call an interracial dwarf actor?

A half cast

What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack

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What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.