What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

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What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.