Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

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Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.