What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.