What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!