What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

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Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.