What's scary about a white man in prison?

You know he did it

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring?

The referee