What's scary about a white man in prison?

You know he did it

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How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.