What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

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Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb