Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.