Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

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Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

Why did Constantinople fall?

Itstumbled.

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How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things