Because he cauterize.
She became an anchor...
Because he fell asleep on duty.
After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.
Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.
Premature ejactulation.
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Suture self!
A surgeon.
