Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

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What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs