Close the door! I'm dressing!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
Horseradish
He wanted cold cuts.
So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove
My Bologna had a first name.
For people that don't want anything to drink
A refrigerator.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
A Refrigerator
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
He liked cold cash.
Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
A refrigerator. Sorry.
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa
Put it in water
A: Turn off the carousel.
My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
They pull up their pants.
Bologna & cheese !
He didn't want to get hippothermia.
Neighbor
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
One has a d where the other doesn't.
They're not infallible
Because proper tea is theft.
A Mars Bar
Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise
Lmayo!
