Close the door! I'm dressing!
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Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
Horseradish
He wanted cold cuts.
So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove
My Bologna had a first name.
For people that don't want anything to drink
A refrigerator.
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a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
A Refrigerator
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
He liked cold cash.
Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
A refrigerator. Sorry.
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa
He uses the finest ingredients.
Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !
when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Tape his mouth shut.
Slap her.
Give her a shovel!
He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)
Bologna & cheese !
A: They always forget the recipe.
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
Because they are Russin'
They were both caught with hands in their drawers.
Chopped dates.
