What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

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De place where de cowboys ride!

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Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.