What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

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How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.