What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

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Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

he knew where to put it..

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What is the definition of gross ignorance?

A: 144 blondes.

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What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.