What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?

A. Limp biskit

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!