What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

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What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!