How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.