How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee