You can drop her off anywhere.
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If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
M'laundry."
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
Incase he gets a hole in one
Her *algaebra*.
Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**
Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!
Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.
You get a cobbler!
A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better
I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
She's only wearing one sock.
Your wife.
Puns
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
