What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

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What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."