What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

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Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

What's the best part of a redneck brothel?

The family discount

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How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

What do I and Y2K have in common?

Neither of us can get a date right

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What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.