What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

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What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

How soft is Bill Gate's pillow?

Microsoft.