Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.