Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.