What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

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Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

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Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.