Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie?

A knucklehead.

Lazy Eye Jokes More Lazy Eye Jokes

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)