Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
Yell B-52.
Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.
They're disposable
All over.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
You give her a test-tickle.
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.
He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)
