Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

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How to legalize animal poaching ?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

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What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Liquid Soap Jokes More Liquid Soap Jokes

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up