Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive