Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)

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Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional