Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)

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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"