What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

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What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

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What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader