Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died

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Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill