Selfless
Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.
I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)
A Suhhh Dude
Cold turkey.
but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking
sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.