What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

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What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

What is a heroin addict's favorite website?

Instagram.