What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How is a man and a 45 degree angle alike?

Neither of them are ever right.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Up Jokes More Up Jokes

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

Remote Control Jokes More Remote Control Jokes

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control