What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

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Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"

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What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.