What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

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How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France?

A chopper

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

Remote Control Jokes More Remote Control Jokes

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.