What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

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Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."