What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

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What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

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Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."