Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

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Because it goes right out of your head.

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None

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His brother with the laptop.

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How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

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He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move