Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

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What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move