Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

Hamstring Jokes More Hamstring Jokes

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

What's a pigs favorite muscle?

The hamstring.