Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

Hamstring Jokes More Hamstring Jokes

What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

What's a pigs favorite muscle?

The hamstring.