Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

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How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

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Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!