Turkey and grease
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
in grease
Run over an Italian.
WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.
Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me
Only one if you run him through slowly!
Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.
They only need it for their back
Pyroglyphs.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
A: 9.81 m/s2
ON AN OPPORTUNITY
Thinking you are following someone.
You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".
Why* would you like fries with that
Because Greece is at the bottom.
Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.
Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
Because she was a little tart.
Pebbles!
