Grease Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold."

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What do you call dark French people?

French Fries

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)