What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

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What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket