The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
Nightmares you racist.
Make him wear shoes.
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Me: Up dawg Person: What is that Me: What is what Person: Whats up dawg Me: nothing much hbu Person: ...
Common sense
A zombie.
Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life
The crayon is non-toxic!
The spelling and pronunciation.
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
They just wanna watch the world burn
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.
Around the ankles and wrists :D
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You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
Because they have BOOOOgers.
Because he had a stinking cold!
Stephen Speilbug !
A film that needs morbids.