The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
You staple food on the ceilings.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Don't Stop
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
Only two more sleeps until christmas.
One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon
They don't work out.
She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.
The spelling and pronunciation.
Santa stops at three Ho's
A purrvert.
Watch the Parking son."
because it said "CONCENTRATE"
We can't. It's already fixed.
Buried in the third page of google search results.
Conetainers
Wars end.
It had a little boogy in it.
A tissue
The mooovies. pls tell to friends.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.