How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

Crayon Jokes More Crayon Jokes

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!