How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

Crayon Jokes More Crayon Jokes

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.