Shoot him again.
because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.
A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
Because he is dead
Gender rolls
On a blind date!
Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!
There isn't one...
He became an ex-terminator!
Because they chew balls.
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
A fruit by the foot
In the ground.