What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...