What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.