What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What PC does Adele use?

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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Names

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.