What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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