Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

Clog Jokes More Clog Jokes

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

What are a plumber's favorite shoes?

Clogs