Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

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What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

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Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !