Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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What are a plumber's favorite shoes?

Clogs

What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.