What could go wrong " My son apparently
Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
Jose and Hose "B."
The cloths hanger only solves one problem.
They throw silverware down the stairs.
Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
No Stairway.
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
