Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

What's brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.