Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball