Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

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What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution

Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays