Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

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Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays