What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

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What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !