Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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What is the definition of Robin ?

A bird who steals !

What is the definition of a Yankee?

A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Addictionary

What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!