Because he wanted to get more definition.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Well, certainly not a billionaire.
Because his pythons were sick
Huge Jackman
They always have a big bill!
Because cher-nob'll fall out
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
Two vampires fighting over a used tampon
Because they'll always have the last word.
High definition.