What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What country has many sugar?

sweetzerland