Sugar Jokes

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

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What did they call the sugar that went to space?

Intergalactose

What country has many sugar?

sweetzerland

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Utensil Jokes More Utensil Jokes

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!