Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.