Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What do you call a group of ravens?

Ray Lewis

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Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.