Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

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What do you call a group of ravens?

Ray Lewis

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.